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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead


Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

alishalovescats1701:

charlypezza:

gyubu:

the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

cant stop laughing

Poor lil kitty

this is what happened when tumblr got tumblr pro

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:






Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.
n4ughty-y:

brilliant-fools:

b-undt:

gloomist:

alleneverafter:

civilizedinsanity:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

It’s like addicting to watch. 

fuck

i swear i have been watching for like an hour

有罪

♡

♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡
dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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